'Ohhh, okay, why don't I just tiptoe into my orchard of money trees, and fill my basket with money for you! And while we're at it, why don't I gather up some diamond carrots, and some golden potatoes! And I don't mean the kind of potatoes you eat, I mean, the potatoes that are made out of actual gold.'

In our discussion of the first episode of Season 3, Paul revelas that he's still a bit upset over never having a Snoopy Snowcone machine and Carla lets everyone know that her Incredible Hulk knowledge starts and stops with Lou Ferrigno. If you're listening in the afternoon, you can consider this an 'afternoon delight' as you join us for our discussion of episode 1 of season 3, Opening Night! 

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Alexis, I couldn't stop crying. I was scaring all the animals at work. But when I had to go on our honeymoon without you, the zip line instructor at the Los Passions Couples Resort told me that I just gotta get through it. Meaning my fear of heights, which I did get through. But with you, it just...It took a little longer.'

In our discussion of the final episode of Season 2, Paul posits that the motel stocks yearbooks from each year of the local High School, Carla asks if 'dogs kiss', and we discuss Slaughter Beach, Delaware a bit too much. It's our longest episode of the podcast so far (which usually means we loved the episode), so join us as we discuss episode 13 of season 2, Happy Anniversary! 

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Or... someone stole them and hid them in our garbage to try and sabotage Moira... to make it look like she's done something... really crazy.'

We're not sure if Alexis is actually helping David but appreciate the fact that she thinks she is. Paul's sad to say goodbye to the Blouse Barn and Wendy for a long stretch and Carla defends the design choice of Moira's very small lawn sigs. We toss our own laser-printed signs into the dumpster behind our home, as we discuss episode 12 of season 2, Lawn Signs! 

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'There's a collection of undershirts hang drying outside of my room. Um, is there any way they could be removed, or is there like, a Texas Chainsaw movie being filmed out there that I'm not aware of?'

We discuss if anyone has ever stayed in the room othe other side of the Rose's wall before this episode, Paul continues to be upset about the lack of Stevie this season, Carla refuses to answer a question about living in a dead person's home and we both look forward to the series returning to form next episode. We refuse to rip out the beautiful moulding in this apartment with ample parking as we discuss episode 11 of season 2, The Motel Guest! 

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Okay, so if there's one thing I learned, it's that when it comes to love you cannot let little things get in your way. Like I once dated this sultan's nephew who was forbidden to talk to me or even to look at me and we made it work for like half a regime change, so...'

It's been a while and it sounds like we've forgotten how to podcast. In the latest episode, Paul has no idea just what 'filing' is and Carla reveals a Shitt's Creek plotline that she really isn't crazy about. But we're both all on board for Alexis at her new job and Ronnie's super-cute rancher. We pull out all the stops to secure you all as a key demographic as we discuss the tenth episode of season 2, Ronnie's Party! So sorry about the lengthy hiatus and hopefully this episode heled us kick off some of the rust.

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

Hello listeners,
This is just a brief announcement that the podcast will resume on Saturday, January 2nd. Thank you so much for your patience and support as an already unexpected hiatus went on for much longer than expected.

'Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there. I'm loving the Q and A, but I think what's important right now is my positive attitude. And I don't want to brag, but US Weekly once described me as "up for anything."'

We get into something that makes every podcast great...real time Googling and try and figure out whay bother even making David Rose's birthday different from Dan Levy's, if you're not gonna make them all that different. Somehow, there's some baseball talk and Paul has no idea what MAC stands for. We put compromising photos of ourselves online as we discuss the nineth episode of season 2, Moira's Nudes!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Okay well, you know, maybe you're used to being on the wrong side of the law, but I for one am not going to prison. Gwen has already told me she won't wait for me, so I'm counting on you to be uh... discreet.'

Carla again has to school Paul on fashion and does so by steering the conversation to the Golden Girls and Paul takes us on a journey through every Jazzagal in the series. Not sure how many episodes in a row this is that Bob shows up and we're into it. We dive into the seedy underworld that is raw milk dealing as we discuss the eighth episode of season 2, Milk Money!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.'

Carla gets a bit distracted discussing Twin Peaks and Paul pronounces 'candidate' at least five different ways. We celebrate Alexis's growth and Moira's spite as we discuss the seventh episode of season 2, The Candidate!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Um...You'd have said, uh, "wow Alexis, I'm thinking about shaving my beard." And then I would've said, "hm, no mutt, I don't think that that's the right journey for you at this point in time."' Paul has as much trouble with colloquialisms/sayings this weekend as Johnny Rose as he discussed 'hands in pies'. Carla has to answer a lit more questions about Mutt's beard...again, and Paul is obsessed with the actress in a wheelchair. Or rather, a Canadian soap she appeared in. We discuss the sixth episode of season 2, Moira vs. Town Council! Follow us on Facebook Top 5 Rankings so far: Carla 1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party Paul 1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council