'I'm serious, David, I'm not coming. Have fun, though. Oh, and in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head, and then bringing them down really hard.'

Carla gets a bit distracted discussing Twin Peaks and Paul pronounces 'candidate' at least five different ways. We celebrate Alexis's growth and Moira's spite as we discuss the seventh episode of season 2, The Candidate!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Um...You'd have said, uh, "wow Alexis, I'm thinking about shaving my beard." And then I would've said, "hm, no mutt, I don't think that that's the right journey for you at this point in time."' Paul has as much trouble with colloquialisms/sayings this weekend as Johnny Rose as he discussed 'hands in pies'. Carla has to answer a lit more questions about Mutt's beard...again, and Paul is obsessed with the actress in a wheelchair. Or rather, a Canadian soap she appeared in. We discuss the sixth episode of season 2, Moira vs. Town Council! Follow us on Facebook Top 5 Rankings so far: Carla 1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses 5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party Paul 1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over 2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David 3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral 4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale 5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Well, I can say with complete certainty that I see literally nothing but potential. In your store, you know? Is the floor overcrowded? Yeah. Are the mannequins a little too busty? Absolutely. Does it smell like urinal cakes in here? Perhaps.' Alexis spends the entire episode in bed but offers some information about her first kiss. Paul and Carla discuss the viability of a bagel shop in Schitt's Creek, and their own town, and what a great deal Ivan's got for Johnny...if he can actually make bagels. We discuss the fifth episode of season 2, Bob's Bagels!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
5. S2, Ep. 4: Estate Sale

'And David, was such a little drama queen when my parents tried teaching him, that he threw all the bikes into this big bonfire up in the Hamptons, and we never talked about it again.'

Carla has to explain to Paul what a Dress Barn is and also the finer points of most clothing chains. Paul wonders if Mutt ever owned a motorcycle and Carla discusses something that she and Alexis have in common. We discuss the fourth episode of season 2, Estate Sale!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
5. S2, Ep. 4: Estate Sale

'Moira, I know you're a great singer, everybody has to audition, and I can't have you not audition, it would open up a whole can of worms, I mean, even Gwen had to audition, and she was in a regional production of Annie.'

Carla podcasts in disbelief is Paul just comes across as real dummy in this episode. He doesn't understand how moths work, doesn't know the Jazzagals are singing 'It's Raining Men' despite the fact that they sing the chorus and seems to think that David's plan to begin building a cedar chest by taping a rectangle on the floor is a 'pretty good plan'. Also, he mentions that he might be coming around on Mutt! We discuss the third episode of season 2, Jazzagals!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

'It's funny to hear that, because before you were saying this isn't office space. And uh, well, I got to thinking, well, if it's not office space, then, what the heck is it?! And then I remembered Gwen's nephew, Eric, here, was looking for studio space. Uh, he draws Chinese cartoons.'

Carla and Paul don't quite know what exactly a sous-chef is, despite the fact that Paul claims to have been one. The conversation of course comes back to this family's inability to use modern technology and how could the topic of 'folding cheese' not be addressed? We discuss the second episode of season 2, Family Dinner!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

'My best friend in kindergarten ran away, and her parents didn't notice, and she ended up getting adopted by this really rich Asian family in Vancouver, but then they had their own kid, so she kind of got neglected a bit, and I can't remember whether she's back on the streets now, or...'

Carla flirts with the idea of upping the podcast to a weekly schedule and Paul's having none of it. Also, the conversation around Amish community location gets a bit involved as both hosts pronounce Lancaster differently. We discuss the first episode of season 2, Finding David!

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Top 5 Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David
3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

'Honestly, David, and like no offense, but when I get out of here, I'm gonna get my own place so I can pack how I wanna pack and I don't have to be called a circus freak all the time.'

While the series has wrapped, Paul and Carla are just putting a bow on season 1 of Schitt's Creek. Join us from the beginning if this is your first listen and come with us as we recap/review the entire series.

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Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
3. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
4. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party
5. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip
6. S1, Ep. 4: Bad Parents
7. S1, Ep. 10: Honeymoon
8. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
9. S1, Ep. 3: Don't Worry, It's His Sister
10. S1, Ep. 5: The Cabin
11. S1, Ep. 8: Allez Vous
12. S1, Ep. 7: Turkey Shoot
13. S1, Ep. 11: Little Sister

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale
4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party
6. S1, Ep. 3: Don't Worry, It's His Sister
7. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip
8. S1, Ep. 10: Honeymoon
9. S1, Ep. 5: The Cabin
10. S1, Ep. 8: Allez Vous
11. S1, Ep. 4: Bad Parents
12. S1, Ep. 7: Turkey Shoot
13. S1, Ep. 11: Little Sister

'I'm here to personally invite the two of you to, um, a um...annual, um, elegant dress-up event that Jocelyn is hosting. Um...well, no, I'm not inviting you, but I'm saying we're...We'll see each other there...At the very big event that Jocelyn is hosting.'

Paul seems to be attempting to destroy the podcast by losing most of his notes, not remembering what happened most of the episode and recording with a slight echo. Thankfully, Carla keeps the show on track!

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Rankings so far:
Carla
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
3. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party
4. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip
5. S1, Ep. 4: Bad Parents
6. S1, Ep. 10: Honeymoon
7. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
8. S1, Ep. 3: Don't Worry, It's His Sister
9. S1, Ep. 5: The Cabin
10. S1, Ep. 8: Allez Vous
11. S1, Ep. 7: Turkey Shoot
12. S1, Ep. 11: Little Sister

Paul
1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over
2. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral
3. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses
4. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party
5. S1, Ep. 3: Don't Worry, It's His Sister
6. S1, Ep. 2: The Drip
7. S1, Ep. 10: Honeymoon
8. S1, Ep. 5: The Cabin
9. S1, Ep. 8: Allez Vous
10. S1, Ep. 4: Bad Parents
11. S1, Ep. 7: Turkey Shoot
12. S1, Ep. 11: Little Sister

The great majority of us are stuck in our homes and perhaps we're looking for something to entertain us and pass the time. Here is an 80s movie podcast that Paul hosts with his good friend Jamie. New episodes come out on weeks opposite Schitt's and Giggles. You can subscribe to the podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-times-great-movies/id997035817