'And would that be a note? A note, coming from my son?! Who I carried for almost a full seven months, to an actress who has been short-listed for more than seven major made for television motion pictures?'

In our latest episode, Carla has Dancing With The Stars on the mind and Doug's just thinking about Kristy Swanson..as usual. We both still don't know exactly where Ted lives, why he would undress in his office, or what language the wonderful people of Bosnia speak. This a short episode, and if our episode length tracks with our episode enjoyment, you probably know how we feel about this one. Please join us for our discussion of the fifth episode of season 3, Rooms by the Hour! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Okay, what I find helpful when I get overwhelmed is actually taking a step away for like, 15 minutes to an hour, to um, to maybe two hours, and ah, helping... people.'

In our latest episode, Paul really wants you to know that he has another podcast and Carla assures the listeners that it's just as bad as this one. We both need information from any listener working at a DMV...or at least anyone willing to to the Googling that we didn't. It's a late night (for us) and we're a bit loopy, so take a good harl look at your DL photo before you decide to get a new picture and join us for our discussion of the fourth episode of season 3, Driving Test! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'But, sometimes your choices... are less suited to a family's needs, and more suited to a pony-tailed Lothario, cruising the Monte Carlo coast.'

In our latest episode, Paul finally figured out the audio and we may sound our best in the whole time we've been doing this. Also, Carla wonders if Stevie makes spreadsheets of her solitaire scores, Paul confuses Catherine and Maureen O'Hara, and the two have some genuine questions about the Lisa/Heather introduction and development. Cut that hair into a mullet if possible, put on your best Cockey accent and join us for our discussion of the third episode of season 3, New Car! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Well, it's just you've offered to work through lunch three times now, and... most days I can barely get you to come back after lunch.'

In our latest discussion, Paul messed up the mic so Carla'svolume is a bit low, Carla is interested in having a discussion about Avril Levigne, and the two wonder if Twyla's a Schitt's Creek transplant. If you missed breakfast, then maybe order the full combo and join us for our discussion of the second episode of season 3, The Throuple! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Ohhh, okay, why don't I just tiptoe into my orchard of money trees, and fill my basket with money for you! And while we're at it, why don't I gather up some diamond carrots, and some golden potatoes! And I don't mean the kind of potatoes you eat, I mean, the potatoes that are made out of actual gold.'

In our discussion of the first episode of Season 3, Paul revelas that he's still a bit upset over never having a Snoopy Snowcone machine and Carla lets everyone know that her Incredible Hulk knowledge starts and stops with Lou Ferrigno. If you're listening in the afternoon, you can consider this an 'afternoon delight' as you join us for our discussion of episode 1 of season 3, Opening Night! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Alexis, I couldn't stop crying. I was scaring all the animals at work. But when I had to go on our honeymoon without you, the zip line instructor at the Los Passions Couples Resort told me that I just gotta get through it. Meaning my fear of heights, which I did get through. But with you, it just...It took a little longer.'

In our discussion of the final episode of Season 2, Paul posits that the motel stocks yearbooks from each year of the local High School, Carla asks if 'dogs kiss', and we discuss Slaughter Beach, Delaware a bit too much. It's our longest episode of the podcast so far (which usually means we loved the episode), so join us as we discuss episode 13 of season 2, Happy Anniversary! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S2, Ep, 13: Happy Anniversary

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep 13: Happy Anniversary

3. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

4. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

5. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

'Or... someone stole them and hid them in our garbage to try and sabotage Moira... to make it look like she's done something... really crazy.'

We're not sure if Alexis is actually helping David but appreciate the fact that she thinks she is. Paul's sad to say goodbye to the Blouse Barn and Wendy for a long stretch and Carla defends the design choice of Moira's very small lawn sigs. We toss our own laser-printed signs into the dumpster behind our home, as we discuss episode 12 of season 2, Lawn Signs! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'There's a collection of undershirts hang drying outside of my room. Um, is there any way they could be removed, or is there like, a Texas Chainsaw movie being filmed out there that I'm not aware of?'

We discuss if anyone has ever stayed in the room othe other side of the Rose's wall before this episode, Paul continues to be upset about the lack of Stevie this season, Carla refuses to answer a question about living in a dead person's home and we both look forward to the series returning to form next episode. We refuse to rip out the beautiful moulding in this apartment with ample parking as we discuss episode 11 of season 2, The Motel Guest! 

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Okay, so if there's one thing I learned, it's that when it comes to love you cannot let little things get in your way. Like I once dated this sultan's nephew who was forbidden to talk to me or even to look at me and we made it work for like half a regime change, so...'

It's been a while and it sounds like we've forgotten how to podcast. In the latest episode, Paul has no idea just what 'filing' is and Carla reveals a Shitt's Creek plotline that she really isn't crazy about. But we're both all on board for Alexis at her new job and Ronnie's super-cute rancher. We pull out all the stops to secure you all as a key demographic as we discuss the tenth episode of season 2, Ronnie's Party! So sorry about the lengthy hiatus and hopefully this episode heled us kick off some of the rust.

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council

'Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there. I'm loving the Q and A, but I think what's important right now is my positive attitude. And I don't want to brag, but US Weekly once described me as "up for anything."'

We get into something that makes every podcast great...real time Googling and try and figure out whay bother even making David Rose's birthday different from Dan Levy's, if you're not gonna make them all that different. Somehow, there's some baseball talk and Paul has no idea what MAC stands for. We put compromising photos of ourselves online as we discuss the nineth episode of season 2, Moira's Nudes!

Follow us on Facebook

Top 5 Rankings so far:

Carla

1. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

2. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

3. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

4. S1, Ep. 6: Wine And Roses

5. S1, Ep. 12: Surprise Party

Paul

1. S1, Ep. 1: Our Cup Runneth Over

2. S2, Ep. 1: Finding David

3. S1, Ep. 9: Carl's Funeral

4. S1, Ep. 13: Town For Sale

5. S2, Ep. 6: Moira vs. Town Council